Hello and welcome back to my blog! As some of you may have noticed, I haven't posted on my blog in some time. Hopefully this post will help explain why...Without further ado, allow me to present you with my College Edition of "The Twelve Days of Christmas".
On the third day of Christmas, my college sent to me three French essays.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my college sent to me...four hours of sleep.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my college sent to me...$5K in debt.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my college sent to me...six hours a crying.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my college sent to me...seven friends -- all lunatics.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my college sent to me...eight lost freshmen.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my college sent to me...nine panic attacks.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my college sent to me...ten leaping textbooks.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my college sent to me...eleven hours of study.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my college sent to me...twelve drumming headaches.
Take heart my friends...there's only a few more weeks left in this semester before Christmas. As you're getting panic attacks studying for eleven hours and heart attacks dealing with lunatic friends, just set your thoughts on Christmas break -- and all that good food you'll soon be eating.
P.S. The best version of the original "Twelve Days of Christmas".
The Twelve Days of Christmas (College Edition)
On the first day of Christmas, my college sent to me...a semester of laundry.
On the second day of Christmas, my college sent to me...two heart attacks.On the third day of Christmas, my college sent to me three French essays.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my college sent to me...four hours of sleep.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my college sent to me...$5K in debt.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my college sent to me...six hours a crying.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my college sent to me...seven friends -- all lunatics.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my college sent to me...eight lost freshmen.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my college sent to me...nine panic attacks.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my college sent to me...ten leaping textbooks.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my college sent to me...eleven hours of study.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my college sent to me...twelve drumming headaches.
Take heart my friends...there's only a few more weeks left in this semester before Christmas. As you're getting panic attacks studying for eleven hours and heart attacks dealing with lunatic friends, just set your thoughts on Christmas break -- and all that good food you'll soon be eating.P.S. The best version of the original "Twelve Days of Christmas".
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