How to set the table in Australia

Do you ever get tired of seeing half-filled glasses of water on the table, especially when they're all right side up? Learn how they do it in Australia!

1.) Cover the top of a glass of water with a thick piece of paper.

2.) Hold it in place and quickly flip the glass upside down and set it on the table.

3.) Very slowly remove the paper. Done!

How to set the table in Australia

How to make a dead leg

Dead legs are one of those rare decorations that go well with just about anything. They look great sticking out from a desk, a dumpster, a car, or whatever you want.

     To make a dead leg, stuff an old sock with paper. Cut off a pant leg and cover the sock with it. Stick it in a shoe. Duct tape the whole thing together. 

 Done. 

Dead legs are one of those rare decorations that go anywhere.

Top 3 Excuses to not do homework

1.) I sprained my brain. The doctor says no heavy thinking for a week.

2.) I finished my homework in my head. No need to write it down.

3.) I have a very rare paper allergy.

The Universal Book Report

Sometimes we get stuck writing a book report about a book whose details we don't quite remember. But now, all you have to do is to fill in the book report below:

     After reading [BOOK TITLE] by [AUTHOR’S NAME], I am full of thoughts. Never before have I thought the thoughts that I am now thinking. And the feelings that I am now feeling are surely a result of those thoughts.

     The lead character in [BOOK TITLE] was, I truly believe, the most important person. At the beginning of the book, we don't know him/her very well. Later on of course, many difficult things happen and he/she changes. Near the end of the book, towards the back, the problems are fixed and things work out, more or less. I was so relieved! In conclusion, I think that we all learned an important lesson.

The End.

The Returning Tennis Ball Trick

You (holding a tennis ball): “I am going to throw this ordinary tennis ball very hard. Just as you would expect, it will leave my hand with great speed. But then, in mid air, it will stop, reverse direction, and then return directly to my hand!”

     Smile mysteriously, wind up with great effort…and throw it straight up into the air.

New computer mouse exercise program!

Did you know that you have to exercise your computer mouse every year? This can be a very expensive and time-consuming thing to do. But it is easy to do with my new mouse exercise program. Just drag the lowercase "g" to the uppercase "W" below:

Wow, you will believe anything